hogwarts school of oratory

Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 23 part 4

szaleniec1000 Sep 04, 2011 14:36

Time to finish this off.

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 23, concluded )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 23 part 3

szaleniec1000 Sep 03, 2011 02:26

It occurs to me that there's not much of the fic actually left. We should be heading towards the grand finale, but instead we're putzing around with three naked girls and a pair of delinquents with the real villains nowhere in sight. Apparently the author fails pacing as comprehensively as he fails every other aspect of the writer's craft.

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 23 continued... )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 23 part 1

szaleniec1000 Aug 31, 2011 13:17

Well, here's another chapter.( Read more... )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 22 part 2

szaleniec1000 Aug 19, 2011 02:10

In which everyone is naked and it's talked about a surprising amount considering that it's supposed to be no big deal.

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 22 )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 20 part 2

szaleniec1000 Jul 18, 2011 00:03

Here there be epic fail. You really thought the bullshit would let up just because the fic is nearly over?

( NSFW )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 18

szaleniec1000 Jun 29, 2011 23:17

I'm working away until the weekend so probably won't have internet access, and if I do it'll only be to check messages and the like. As such, here's Chapter 18 as a single long update.

( Chapter 18 (NSFW) )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 17 part 2

szaleniec1000 Jun 27, 2011 01:50

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.

No, seriously. What follows is sick and wrong even by the atrocious standards of Hogwarts Exposed, and absolutely unsuitable for anyone.

( It's also very NSFW. )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 12

szaleniec1000 May 30, 2011 20:47

Chapter 12 is entitled "Revelations", and I wish this just meant it was full of even more infodumping. Even that would be better than this.

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 12 (NSFW, NSF anything) )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 10

szaleniec1000 May 20, 2011 18:31

It's been a while, but I'm back.

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 10 )

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